Now that the birth certificate has been released, I have some questions for Donald Trump.
Why didn't your "investigators" in Hawaii give you a heads up about the birth certificate first?
You claimed someone told you that the birth certificate was missing. Was that one of your mysterious "investigators," and if so, have you fired him/her yet?
You claimed that what your "investigators" were finding in Hawaii was incredible. Will you tell us what it is you found so incredible about what they were finding?
And since you blamed the media for keeping the birth certificate issue going, why are you now taking credit for it? Would you make up your mind, please?